hippocritapotamus

A famous person or large corporation so obviously deceitful in what they say that no-one believes a word they say. They are oblivious to the fact that everybody else sees them differently to how they see themselves

1. Hippocritapotamus: a large oil (or mining) corporation trying to convince the public that they are 'going green' by greenwashing their public image, but not actually cleaning up their act one tiny bit.

by Zapx October 17, 2008

hippobastard

noun.

Commonly used amongst friends but originally a term used to label someone who is a heffer.

Often shortened in texts to hipbas to save on characters.

Have you seen her? She's a right hippobastard.

by The Pershon March 6, 2011

hippo yawning

A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.

''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.

by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016

hippo of dicks

More politely known as 'Hippopotamus amphibius external male intromittent organ', but 'hippo of dicks for short,the term 'hippo of dicks, derives from the time dinosaurs roamed the earth, where there was a creature hippo-like from a distance, but up close was merely a clump of penises cobbled together and pinned into the shape of a hippo by a wire frame. This 'hippo of dicks' was thought of as a god-like creature, and when bad weather came, disease spread, large fires began or caveman Mark went through one of his dark sad periods, the people would point to the hippo of dicks, and ask it what they had done to make it so angry. Over many years, the actual hippo of dicks faded into just a massive pile of dicks. The pile stiffened and turned green - terrifying everybody. So all people moved away. The exact spot where the massive pile of stiff dicks rotted away, would later be known as a town called Wood Green. The phrase 'hippo of dicks' is today used to replace the older 'croc of shit' - when something bad happens, or something is disapproved of, people say 'what a dick of hippos'.

Donald Trump is going to be president, what a hippo of dicks.
Did you see the game last night? What a massive hippo of dicks.
Last night's episode of Eastenders was a giant hippo of dicks.

by @craigstone_ November 22, 2016

Hippo

An animal that spends most of its time in water, except to eat. Is one of the most dangerous animals. The word hippopotamus is the word water horse in latin. The best animal in the world. Is know for its majestic, aquatic healing powers. Fierce, helpful, and kind (if you diserve it)

"That hippo is soooo cool. A Grace must own it."

by Unihippo March 20, 2017

Hippocrit

A hypocritical bitch with a fat ass and needs to pipe down.

Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.

by Tj567 October 10, 2019

Hippo

If you look in a mirror you’ll see one

Ur such a hippo

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020