cock holster

someone who is a little bit more than a douchebag, but a little bit less than a douchefag. or, a holster that is used to contain cock.

dont touch me, cock holster

by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007

cock holster

noun; a leather belt worn around the waist in which to "holster" a penis; used for quick draw applications, preferably in stereotypical old western scenarios.

i'm calling you out slim! i'm the quick draw in the west! i hope you brought your cock holster....

by boone n\' friendz August 18, 2003

hoolaback

Someone that wants to fuck

I am a hoolaback girl

by GroTe February 1, 2006

Hoobs

Male boobs, he-boobs. i.e. male breasts so large they look like women's.

Man, that guy has a set of "hoobs." Not only are they sticking out and hanging down, but the nipples are hard!

by Crickett6969 June 15, 2008

Hookshot

The phenomenon where a man's penis curves to one side every time he has an erection. Is usually genetic.

Man with a hookshot: I can piss around the corner.

by Merc931 February 17, 2010

holsterette

gurl who loves cock in her holster alot...

she's a naughty holsterette

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

Hoolia

A nice, quiet person. Though she’s quiet, everyone knows she’s there. Though crackers keep her calm, you should probably keep them away from her if you’re hungry.

Person 1: Have you seen Hoolia around?
Person 2: Nah. Probably snacking on crackers.

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo March 24, 2019