Homieapathy

When you can't be bothered to meet up with friends

Tyrone: are you coming out on the lash tonight? Everyone will be there.

Leshaun: nah mate, I can't be arsed. I've got a severe dose of homieapathy.

by Mark Lager October 26, 2011

homie beater

When a homie beats his friends unconditionally.

Do you know Drek? He took my lunch and then slapped me in the face, thinking we were still going to remain friends, that fool is a homie beater.

by Joshua_drek August 3, 2017

homie fight

Homies fight with love. To "homie fight" means to show a lot of affection; give them lots of compliments, hugs, etc.

"We had a homie fight yesterday."

by 8272e82928l28283l8283a December 7, 2017

homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.

We and the boys did a homie hour back there.

by AssTits101 May 2, 2018

Homie Hauler

Those pegs on the back of a bmx bike that you can carry friends with.

(Dude 1): hey man, you wanna go to the store?
(Dude 2): hell yeah! I installed a homie hauler on my bike so you can ride with me.
(Dude 1): Sweet. let’s go.

by tann+adam July 24, 2018

Homie Fade

A pre-planned fight; generally between friends in order to settle a beef with no retaliation.

Tito gon’ catch a homie fade if he keeps me waiting for a teener

by Sieczk March 21, 2019

Homie Condom

A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.

Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.

by LuxieBoi June 28, 2019