Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

a cry for help

*makes any noise*
that was a cry for help.
and it was mine.

oh that idiot made a noise like a duck it was a cry for help

by name1001 February 17, 2020

Self-Help Junkie

Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information

1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.

by jawwnvi January 21, 2019

g help

something that a girl named paige needs

“this girl needs g help”-frank, “she really does”- joe

by someone that is a someone January 1, 2022

oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw

oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp

by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020

How to get help in Windows 10

The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.

Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!

by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary Help Center

Completely useless feature on a web site

Urban Dictionary Help Center is completely useless, it has 7 articles and no way to contact anyone for help.

by Maxx-B March 23, 2021