Heifer Fluffer

Giving a girl head in a cow pasture.

"Yo bro, Tom gave her head in the cow pasture! He's such a fucking Heifer Fluffer!"

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Hendersonville Fucking High School

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!

A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint

by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009

lemming herder

A person who talks in circles to the point where you get the impression that they are qualified to lead you to a solution until you ultimately discover that they are clueless and you have done it all wrong.

"That guy really sounded like he knew what he was doing so, I went with his way and I bombed in front of my execs. What a lemming herder!"

by delphinus3 April 5, 2010

Heiden

a Heiden is a cute person who likes to play roblox

I think i saw a heiden over there

by OOIJOR#!FIQOPJH(@)JC@NP(PQ February 6, 2019

heiferlicious

adj. A portmanteau of heifer and bootylicious, used to describe a heavily-built woman who wears clothing which should only be worn by someone with an "ideal" body-type.

Clothing that exposes a gut, back fat or orange-peel legs would render the wearer heiferlicious.

by Benny Blanco from Bromley July 3, 2006

Ryan Henderson

A ambidextrous kid who has perform all taskd at least once, most often inefficiently

Your a Ryan Henderson!

by Forbeskin May 18, 2012