Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019

Hans

A person who behaves to the equivalent of narcissistic tyrant. He or she thinks they are better at everything, usually uses the term "pro" to describe themselves and is usually if not always bad or has broken English

"I would hang out with him, but he is such a hans"

by i have November 16, 2019

Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019

han yacht

Them guys over there. Guys that will drink anything with alcohol in it.

Take that Budweiser to them Han Yachts.

by Beavertbd May 25, 2019

Han

An amazing girl, who’s funny, goofy, caring, beautiful, nice when she wants to be, loving and a total badass. She’s also loud, not freaky but not innocent either. People think she’s a whole angel, but she’s a evil mean devil. She’s not scared to be brutally honest with someone. She’s not scared to fight someone too. Han gives good advice with a very honest comment. She have great fashion, rich, and is a boy magnet. Have the greatest hugs. Birthday usually in May. She is literally amazing. If you have a Han, don’t let her go because you won’t have another person like her. She doesn’t tolerate boy problems usually cheating with another girl or breaking up for another girl.

“Han, you’re so beautiful!”
“Han, is so honest.”

by Iloveribs December 5, 2019

Han Solo

The one who actually shot first.

Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!

by A Fucked Up Life December 19, 2019

Hans

Hans is an incredible specimen. You can find them any where in the world no matter where you look. They are very intelligent and enjoy big booty farts. They love sleeping naked and eating a lot of delicious food.

Woah check out that Hans! What a fucking bitch!

by HARRYPLOOP December 30, 2019