handles

ability to roll a joint like a cigarette. or lock a blunt so flawlessly that the cigarillo returns to its pre-gutted form.

also called dells or bars

guy1) who wants to twist this?

guy2) give it to kip... he's got the best handles.

guy1) you got them bars kip?

kip) you already know.

guy1) sounds good to me. lock this isshhh

by ck slick March 17, 2010

Two Handed Yak Stomp

A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.

"Dude, I so need to get in shape so I can finish the two handed yak stomp."

by MTH January 15, 2008

handle

To take care of something; to get something done

Person 1: I need to go buy groceries
Person 2: Handle that shit!

by Beech Street November 23, 2007

left handed hijack

This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.

Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?

Joe: Left handed hijack!

by Cracka McTastic March 1, 2005

love handles

the area of fat around a women's waist that is usally seen when their pants are too small for them. They can be small and cute...or big and ugly.

"A girl with love handles around the waist is very sexy."

by Fred Johnson 6789 October 9, 2006

-handle

financial (and increasingly general language) slang suffix used to imply an approximation, similar to -ish.

I can't believe Citi stock is trading at a 3-handle (~$3/share).

I need to stop eating those Burger King rib sticks ...I jumped on the scale last night and it showed a 2-hundred-handle for my weight. (relevant for someone who is typically less than 200 lbs).

by wallstreet101 May 26, 2010

Pussy handle

general term for loop piercing anywhere from the crotch to the navel of a woman,when it serves the purpose of a handle or plaything during cunnilingus.

she wasn't really into it until i tugged her pussy handle.

by travis pitts January 8, 2004