Kamikaze Handjob 

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

Kamikaze Handjob by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

Bacon handjob 

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

Bacon handjob by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Feral Handjob 

The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face.

Feral Handjob by BellsBeach50 May 2, 2019

Flaming handjob 

Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia

Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."

Flaming handjob by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019

Indian Handjob 

Much like the Indian burn, this special technique will have ones dick red, raw, and begging for more.

Tyrone loved the Indian Handjob so much that he begged Ambika for more.

Indian Handjob by Stank Chicken November 21, 2019

Inverted Handjob 

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

Inverted Handjob by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

Israeli Handjob 

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.

Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.

Israeli Handjob by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020