nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.

My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.

by Ken Hubbard December 12, 2008

Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013

Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.

Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.

by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

Fancy Hammock

Extravagant man thong, usually seen on male strippers

Chris went and bought several fancy hammocks for his show the following night.

by Bobby_flay_saves.the.day. January 25, 2018

mammary hammock

slang term for a woman's bra/brassiere

that mammary hammock is really struggling to keep those things inside.

by americanjediknight April 17, 2018

Kentucky Hammock

Inserting each testicle into ones own asshole as if hanging a hammock from a tree

Yesterday, Kevin totally hung a bike lock from his Kentucky Hammock, and couldn’t get it off.

by Kentucky fried dicken September 3, 2018