had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

Dave has had s just just

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I Dave has had s just just died.

by Deez nuts in your jaws August 13, 2022

I've had the sherb

Expression used to convey one's utter exasperation; when one has reached a saturation point, is on their last nerve etc...

Mark Bonnano: "All right, B.J. Kelly, no more drums..."
Broden: "Well, good. I hope he means it, folks, 'cause I've had the sherb."

by Vlad Dracula Tepes November 27, 2022

got had

When an individual gets tricked, mislead, lied or is confused about a given subject and then assumes they are right about said subject.

Individuals who usually fall for outlandish conspiracy theories or hold fanatical beliefs about a subject as a form of truth.

Joey: Vaccines are being used to kill people! There is no proof that they are helping us. It says it in the Bible.
Tom: Don't listen to Joey. He got had.

by 000Six_Six000 November 29, 2022

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids

"Back. Had to eat nutella."

by sunline January 5, 2022

never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021