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Alfred Hitchcock

An Alfred Hitchcock occurs at night after sex. This is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.
After I gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as I walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of Alfred Hitchcock.
by Rob11R September 8, 2013
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Trailer Hitching

penetration of the birth canal with a with a vagisil lubricated trailer hitch.
Rhonda was trailer hitching at the camp ground.
by BeeBop&RockSteady October 29, 2003
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Trailer Hitch Teabag

1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.
While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.
by Buck Russell December 30, 2008
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hitch a cock

Mate can i hitch a cock with you?
by paddington398 May 8, 2008
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hootch

skank at work,slut who takes care of most of themale population in the tri-state area.girl whore that is known to like guzzling cum and other body fliuds on a nightly basis.
the hootch(lisa)at work has taken plenty of man meat in her time.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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Hootchepa

A drunken event in which the participants lock the doors to any and all available bathrooms and drink until someone defecates all over themselves. Video confirmation of this event must be put on the internet and the cinematographer must recite the following: “You’ve been hootchepad!”

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Guys, it’s Tuesday and Megan is sober! No hootchepa in Limerick tonight!
by LaLaLoser October 21, 2008
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Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.
I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.
by Big Mac March 8, 2005
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