glock

An object that is kept by the penis.

I keep the glock by the PENIS.

by Anonymous1741 July 19, 2010

Glock the block

Verb.
To shoot at people from a moving vehicle; drive-by shooting.

I'm tired of those wanna-be gangsters! Let's glock the block!

by DeideiNathan October 9, 2007

gock block

a term typically used by major band geeks, when the gock is stolen from the drum line by the drum majors

Dude, you totally just got gock blocked!

by el93 August 20, 2010

glock a cow

The act of shooting semen into the mouth of a Vegan.

Shit man, sometimes you gotta glock a cow.

by Subrandom June 7, 2007

Guck

The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.

The male derivative of the word Gunt.

Short form for cock-gut.

Gut + Cock = Guck.

Also known as a Gick.

Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.

I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.

Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.

by Chib Chakan September 16, 2005

glocked

get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.

Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!

by andrepromocao March 15, 2009

Glocktard

Someone who needs to be shot multiple times with a glock due to their stupidity.

The outcasts are glocktards lets go blast those fools!

by Lavender Owl September 25, 2013