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German

A German is somebody who is from germany, that is a little country in the center of europe it called by themselves Deutschland.
They are not at all a nazis!! The german popolution hates them and called them "ugly pigs".
At the votes the nazis just got something under 2% and thats just because a lot of people think that the economy is bad because there are a lot of foreigner in the country.
Soccer is the germans favorite sport and they have very good beer!
Germans can drink wine and beer with 16years and high %stuff like wodka or whiskey with 18.
Germans are nice people and not aggressive or all time bad. They have a very big social network that keeps u from the baddest poor or helps u to don`t get homeless.
Germans give every year a lot of money to other countrys to help them in their econemy, only the netherlands spend more money for that in europe.
German hates the british people more than the french.

Germans are good people with a hard but nice language!
german: "Hi, I`m thoms and I`m from germany"
dude: "oh so u are a german"
by german dude!! December 31, 2005
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A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.
by brandon moby April 29, 2006
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German

adj a person who was either born in Germany, has acquired German citizenship or was born to German parents; a term used to describe a person that displays stereotypical German characteristics such as exactness, accuracy, correctness, organization, cleanliness, planning, self discipline, extensive world knowledge, love of travel, distaste for sexism or racism, multilingual capacity, and unnatural humour.
David: Wow, can you believe Hans goes to sleep at exactly 10:00 PM every night and wakes up at 5:00 AM to go jogging?

Rudy: Obviously, he's German.
by reptheother December 28, 2007
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German Roulette

The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.
Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?

Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.

Sally: You're a fuck tard.
by Nateba April 10, 2009
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German Candle

A racial epithet referring mainly to Jewish people.

However, it could also be referenced to the other people the Nazi's incinerated, including but not limited to political opponents, gypsies, homosexuals, handicapped persons/retards, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.....
Adolf: "Hey Josef, the power's out again, it's cold in here"

Josef: "Don't worry Adolf, we just need to light a few German Candles to keep warm"
by Buster Heighman August 31, 2009
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Stefani Germanotta

Lady Gaga's real name and in my honest opinion a more talented individual who sang from her heart and not the Brillo Pads she ate to get her new voice.And the way she dressed before she sold her soul for fame and fortune.
Person 1:ZOMG Lady Gaga is the best right?!

Person 2:Well I don't really like her,but Stefani Germanotta was incredible.

Person 1:Who?

Person 2:*sigh*...
by The Rebels die Young June 24, 2010
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German Lopez

A smarmy little dipshit who speaks out of turn regarding topics about which he has no information.
The German Lopez is known to post large quantities of inane chatter on internet message forums.
See also: wanker
by Dilapidated Quadriped March 3, 2004
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