goof off

to leave a crowd to find a hidden place and masturbate. especially at work.

Instead of dealing with customers, alex goes away to goof off.

"If you ever want to find a good place to goof off, ask joaquen."

George goofs off to pictures of his friends. what a perv.

Goofing off is not cool, and should only be done in privacy.

by schememaster April 23, 2008

Godfather

an ingenious man named know as Don Vito,but most commonly known to as Mike Bradley,earned the name by becoming one of the smartest businessmen/medical genius/and most knowledgeable men when coming to rifles and weapons of the sort.If caught in a firefight he will go down w/ honor and guns blazing(as if he'll go down,that mans a machine). Highly believes in loyalty as does don Vito. A wonderful philosophy of his is "life's a business,Run it". He believes in family and protecting his own. When provoked this machine/beast goes into a habitability state scaring off weak pray by flailing arms and screaming tribal terms such as "kajjumba" and "jamango". Most memorable thing ever done by him is convincing a Canadian to make sweet sweet(actually sour) love to a grapefruit. Owned the world of war craft market w/in days using simple logic and thinking.Future terminators and sky net of the sort must know,if you try to destroy this man,you will be fucked in any and every which way possible,that is all. Many pages of a book can be used to describe the godfather, and many can be witnessed.if he so chooses to allow your prescience while not tearing the flesh from your throat for the fun of it. You must know of this man, he is legend and will remain as soon as he makes it to 4star general.

"damn dude that Abrams tank blowing off insurgents reminds me of the godfather,so subtle yet so fierce at the same time." "yeah,just be glad hes on our side,i heard he once made a necklace out of human ears and carried it around like dog tags"

by USMC7509 August 9, 2009

Gooba

A large clumsy mammal with flamepoof hands. Often seen balancing objects, or marking people's shoulders with an 'X' (This is called a Gooba X).
This mammal enjoys a good joke, but will charge without warning on occasion.

Watch Gooba juggle burning coals, but don't get too close, he might charge at you.

by l0rd nik0n June 4, 2005

godfart

When, in the process of an internet debate on religion, one member poses a question so difficult, the other member goes into a seizure.

"If God loves us, why does he kill us?"
"...um..."
"You're a Godfart."

by Slick Racer March 5, 2004

Gooba

The name of 6ix9ine's new song that broke the internet and made some of his competitor rappers salty of his success regarding how he came back from telling on his gang.

Tim: Did you hear 6ix9ine's new song it's fireeeee!
Kyle: You mean gooba?
Tim: Yes bro it's so good and he's back to his title, King of New York!
Kyle: Cool.

by xxxtimtacion7 May 10, 2020

gooba gabba

Talking out of your ass.
Talking about a bunch of information that no one cares about or is completely irrelevant.

John began talking a bunch of gooba gabba about him and this girl and I just walked away.

by Matty Valentino January 20, 2009

Jane Goodall

A white girl whom betrays her own tribe of peoples, giving her life, passion and reproductive potential over to that of the black tribe, or peoples.

Did you hear about Mary? Ever since she got into the whole rap thing she only dates black guys now. Word is, her father has a hit put out on her! Can you imagine if your very own daughter turned Jane Goodall on you? What a knife in the chest...

by adust99 November 2, 2007