Gooblepoop

A slang a used by retards to tell other they pooped themselves.

A kid yells "gooblepoop" and runs to the janitor closet

by Cicero Fryman June 17, 2021

Goobledygaster

Noun: Someone who jumpscares people for the enjoyment of it

"John is such a goobledygaster."

by Goobledygasterer December 25, 2021

Goobledoodle

A bad doodle or drawing.

A Artist: "hey dude, look at my drawing! "

A guy: "Ew, what the hell is that goobledoodle! "

by LeCircle May 20, 2023

gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.

Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.

by Larry Brown December 18, 2009

Gobbledageek

Somebody who admits to having engaged in activities of a sexual nature with a nerd.

Jenny: Have you managed to get it on yet with that guy in the I.T. department?
Catherine: Let's just say that I'm now a fully-fledged 'Gobbledageek'

by Scrabbleguru December 11, 2010

Gobblekaze

The person (or people) who go crazy during Black friday sales.

Dude, the Gobblekaze pushed me to get to the shows!

by JewTaco December 26, 2010

Gobblecaust

Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.

"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"

"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."

"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"

by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012