The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.
"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."
"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
by mcdickpic June 25, 2017
Get the Golf Grip Handjobmug. An employee that won't move unless you hit them with something (metaphorically speaking). An employee who lacks initiative and the ability to grasp the "big picture."
by amberinabq July 14, 2013
Get the Golf Ball Employeemug. A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.
Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW
by El Walkerama April 14, 2019
Get the Yee Haw Golfmug. Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.
Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
by TDSMTD February 1, 2021
Get the Free Round of Golfmug. the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win
by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020
Get the go play golfmug. A man lays flat on the ground and places a golf tee in his dick hole. He puts a golf ball on it and lets someone else tee it off.
by Big chief nutsack March 30, 2017
Get the Kentucky golf teemug. by Rangerrye September 26, 2013
Get the kitty cat golfmug.