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Golden Shower

A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.
Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)

Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight
by unga_loves_nunga_take_me_back September 28, 2011
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Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.
He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!
by JLomenz January 17, 2011
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Golden Pony

when during the course of butt sex the man pisses in his partner's ass. The partner can either be female or male. This is associated with Golden Showers, but is inherently different and possibly the opposite
Andrew - YO MENG did you hear that I gave my girlfriend the wettest and dirtiest golden pony ever!!

Boy#2 - hey dude did you hear about this new fab? Its call golden pony and all the ladies love it
by Kyle the Ginger December 18, 2008
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Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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godelf

To chill in the midst of a large group and privately send sexually explicit text messages to the person sitting beside you.
Casey and Jesse aren't paying attention.. they're too busy godelfing.
by theEPAhouse September 5, 2006
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golden silence

when a blonde is not speaking
by R M E August 1, 2008
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Golden Vazquez

The act of peeing on someone with a large head
Boy I really Golden Vazquez'd that chick with freakin' large head
by Golden Vazquez Luva July 7, 2011
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