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Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
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Goblin Drill

A 4 elixir card in clash Royale that lets your opponent know that your household lacked a father figure when placed. When mirrored, it in turn let’s your opponent know that you take it up the ass. This is a card released in 2016 and should have stayed as a shitty idea some supercell worker high off crack cocaine suggested one day when they were desperate for an asspull money grab idea. While the goblin drill itself is well known around the community to harbour homosexual essence, a specific deck archetype this card can be used in; the cycle archetype, alerts every gay and lonely man within a 500 mile radius that you miss the feeling of a fat one in your ass.
Hey! This guy plays goblin drill cycle!

I bet he likes watching men mud fight naked!
by GoblinDrillSucks082 July 12, 2022
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Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
That Troy! Such a helmet goblin
by Miyhgt June 7, 2019
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glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.
David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.
by PMitrano January 13, 2016
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Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)
"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".
by Muraxesis June 10, 2020
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Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together
Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!
by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020
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Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
by Boofkin May 4, 2022
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