Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

gentlelady

a gentleman in lady form

(girl opens door for guy)
guy: You're such a gentlelady!

by Vic Friggin Toria January 15, 2008

gentlement

A very sad way to say gentleman, mostly caused to mass depression or some kind of foreign intervention. If you ever use this word, seek immediate medical attention.

Bruce: "Can I help you with that?"
Julia: "What a sweet gentlement."
Bruce: "Nevermind, pick it up your damn self, you pustulent lump of grisly stomach acid."

by eno oN June 5, 2005

Gentleman's Hour

When a group of guys get together to smoke some cigars and sip at some scotch.

The four guys had gentleman's hour at 12:15 on Saturday.

by Rylander_Chin February 4, 2014

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

Gentleman

A Man who has strong values and live by them. A Gentleman has a strong sense of Honor therefor Justice. A good education (not only scholarly) is necessary to be a Gentleman.

"I will never phisicaly hurt a women even if she attacks me! Because I am a Gentleman"

by Laurits F. December 28, 2008