Garagemeat

Shedmeat that has been marinated in oil and run over by a car. Not to be confused with roadkill or bicyclemeat, which has a sharper flavor.

Core blimey mate! That garagemeat you had me eat last Friday really greased up the ol' pipes!

by Uncle Will's Nephew October 15, 2016

gargelfucks

Congratulations! You have made it to the end of the whole god damn internet, now go fuck yourself

GARGELFUCKS!!

by RedFox7362 September 3, 2017

Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

by Assassin5953 September 15, 2017

Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017

Garfield

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018

Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess

Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament

by The garf December 2, 2018

Garfield slop

When you paint yourself orange and suck your dick in a kitty pool of lasagna

Last night I gave myself the Garfield slop

by Pedo man123333 November 30, 2019