Gastradamus

Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.

A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.

by Gastradamus October 9, 2014

Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.

Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.

by UR-GODZ September 29, 2015

Gastard

some kind of bastard who comes aside
and asks you if you have a manger

oh, don't treat, it's a gastard

by neerval October 29, 2015

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.

Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.

by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016

gastroulette

Combination of gastro- (related to the stomach) and roulette (a gamble). In short, gambling with your stomach. You might get sick from what you eat.

"I don't go to that restaurant anymore, the gastroulette odds are against me."

"Let's try that food truck. Nothing like a little gastroulette to keep things interesting."

by pistachioceanic June 13, 2016

Gastrocide

The act of consuming something despite knowing it will make you ill, generally because it is delicious and life is too short to live in avoidance.

He knew when he ordered the mega nacho platter that he was committing gastrocide, but sometimes it's worth the discomfort.

by SodomyStorm June 28, 2016

gastrin

-is an enzim in human Body
-Gas use for cooking or killed the bugs

"Your Body has enzim called Gastrin ! Search the function by yourself dude!"
"My mother have to buy a Gas cause she wanna cook a dinner for me"

by Gasutorin December 28, 2016