gas stations

when you have to shit, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.

Tyler: I feel sick.

Me: are you actually SICK, or do you have "the gas stations"

by 4123 September 29, 2009

Gas-lighting

Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!

One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!

by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020

Gas-mask

A face mask designed to block all chemicals and dust from getting into your lungs and killing you.

WW1, Germans shoot some chlorine gas mortars, British people put on their gas masks. some dude lost his Gas-mask and dies of rotting lung.

by Gas-mask child December 6, 2010

gas sex

When you are eating ass and you burp and the other person farts

Uppi and I had amazing gas sex last night.

by asliceofawesome September 12, 2017

gas can

A very difficult sexual maneuver in which an individual uses his erect or semi erect penis to penitrate his/her partner's anus and subsequently urinates in him/her internally. This usually results in a NASCAR style expulsion of urine from the receiving party's anus. Thus, the moniker of "gas can".

I gave that bitch a gas can.

by Shaun Goater October 9, 2006

gas attendant

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.

While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.

by Captain Chimo August 22, 2010

Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

by blobular August 19, 2011