Non-Fungible

Unable to grow fungus or mold.

This surface is non-fungible.

by Iamnotabletogrowfungus September 5, 2022

Chesapeake Fundip

A blowjob where after the first lick you sprinkle Old Bay seasoning on the dick to give a spicy crab flavor to your man.

That girl from tinder is from Maryland so you know she gave me that Chesapeake Fundip

by Old bay daddy February 5, 2024

Forbidden Fundip

When you take a butt plug and dip it in lubricant, then roll it around in the finest columbian fish scale.

A euphoric experience that numbs the hole all as well! It’s forbidden fundip!!!

Yo bro I did that forbidden fundip on Kayla yesterday! She is such a freak!

by Billy boy baggins December 9, 2023

No funding

Don't let them pass any funding until they do my thing. Don't let them transfer any money.

Hym Iam "No funding. Don't let them pass any funding until they do my thing. Don't let them transfer any money."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2026

Foot Fungi

Rabid fans of right-wing creators Ethan & Hila Klein. Calling themselves "foot soldiers", these fans engage in campaigns of harassment, bullying, brigading & doxxing of anyone who criticizes the once popular Ethan Klein. Reminiscent of cults such as Charles Manson's, they are impervious to reason, logic and truth - whatever their leader tells tells them becomes gospel and they will quickly expel other members who begin to question the behaviour and actions of Ethan.

The foot fungi have posted revenge porn on their subreddit again

by Ethan DeKlein July 4, 2025

Non-Fungible Token

An employee hired for diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI) reasons that you can never fire lest you face allegations of discrimination.

We've wanted to fire her for a long time due to performance issues, but given that she is in a protected class, we've just accepted that she's our non-fungible token.

by GPM415 August 12, 2025

kingdom of fungi

A collection of fungi. Analogous to a "gaggle of geese".

I opened the fridge, and saw a kingdom of fungi had grown over the onion.

by iosav January 20, 2016