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fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.
Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"
by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024
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feckticious

*Created from 'feckless' (worthless, incompetent) and 'fictitious' (imaginary, fabricated)*

(adj) Not having a true goal or aim; pretending to have more purpose or usefulness than one has.

(feckticiously) With the express purpose of imitating those who have ambition or success, especially if the imitation is lazy and unoriginal.
1) The way James talks about his dropshipping "business" is so feckticious.

2) Many people nowadays feckticiously plagarize other creators' content to sell bogus or cheap items.

3) Twitch streamers like her are feckticious! She's playing badly on purpose!

4) Every single video that comedy group made is fecticiously re-written from a Smosh episode.
by StonerAcademy March 8, 2024
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feckticious

*Created from 'feckless' (worthless, incompetent) and 'fictitious' (imaginary, fabricated)*

(adj) Not having a true goal or aim; pretending to have more purpose or usefulness than one has.

(feckticiously) With the express purpose of imitating those who have ambition or success, especially if the imitation could be called plagarism.
1) The way James talks about his dropshipping "business" is so feckticious.

2) Many people nowadays feckticiously plagarize other creators' content to sell bogus or cheap items.

3) Twitch streamers like her are feckticious! She's playing badly on purpose!

4) Every single video that comedy group made is fecticiously re-written from a Smosh episode.
by StonerAcademy March 8, 2024
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Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.
I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.
by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025
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Fuckstickery

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.
The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.
by Molman14 September 26, 2025
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fucktuck

A verb meaning to engage in sexual intercourse with someone you really fancy and then tucking them in after so they get a good night’s sleep at an appropriate bedtime
"I'd really love to fucktuck Lara"
by neptuuune October 18, 2025
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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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