freshman fuck up

when freshman are a total joke and fuck up all the time especially when they have stupid boring parties and the first time they have the opportunity to have a fun one they screw it up by telling their mommies. #ffu problems!!!!

Teenage girl: Mom! theres a party and I hear there's going to be alcohol!!!!
Teenage girl's mom: KK BRB texting everyones moms!
#freshman fuck up

by fkjkfjadsklfj October 3, 2012

fuck up the party

Someone who brings drugs and/or alcohol to the party.

I'm about to fuck up the party !

by K10 September 19, 2016

fucked up friday

first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party

kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit

by kat252;] August 7, 2011

shut the fuck up

the words that is told to a person who talks about the stupidest shit...

Josh Cain Shut The FUCK Up!~

by Annie November 12, 2004

fuck up the shut

An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.

by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle. March 25, 2009

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed

I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage

by your best idiot April 10, 2010