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Freshman Face

The face made by a freshman or underclassmen that shows they either don't have a flying fuck of a clue or they majorly fucked up something.
Ha ha that freshman looks like a real dumb ass. Yeah he's got that freshman face.
by SFC. Jan says "HOOAH" December 1, 2011
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Freshmaker

When a woman gives a blowjob while enjoying a mentos at the same time. Then she swishes and gargles the mans ejaculate, after spitting out said ejaculate gives a long refreshing sigh. Ahhhhhhh, that's fresh.
Man I'm about to head to Costco to get some mentos, Cindy gives the best freshmakers.
Cindy gave me the best freshmaker last night my balls are still tingling.
by Deonte87 September 1, 2013
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Freshmen Fever

When girls and boys become freshmen in highschool and they date around a lot with upperclassmen. Typically they choose people a lot older. They hoe around for the first year and then calm down after summer
1:"I can't believe how many people she's talked to this year!"
2:"She has freshmen fever."
1:"So do you."
by radicaldadicalmagicall May 22, 2017
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Freshman

A joke of a year. The kids that think because they were “top dogs” in 8th grade, they’re cool here too. Upper class men usually ignore these nuggets, who try to be swaggy because they are in high school. Commonly uses the #freshman in their pics taken at school events. Freshman girls date junior boys, and freshman boys date girls in 8th grade. Usually can be seen taking all honors classes, using their lockers, and studying for bio.
*bell rings*
Junior one: dude that girl is running to class
Junior two: yea, she’s a freshman

Junior one: damn, were we that small
Junior two: damn right
by currychewer December 14, 2018
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freshmen gang

the best group of people on earth there always there for you and stick together no matter what.
lets go hang with our freshmen gang
by freshmen gang February 26, 2019
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Morton Freshman Center

That school in Cicero that's only for students in their first year of high school. The population consists of 94% Mexicans, 4% blacks, 2% whites, most of which will become some of the most deadbeat people one could ever meet. A large portion of these will flip their shit if you even step a foot within their crusty-ass Air Force Ones. These kids are usually the people to go to if you want some cheap weed or easy and mediocre pussy. It's a real easy place to get drugs and get laid, though the pussy kinda sucks. Many of the students enjoy posting the most pointless pictures on Snapchat and Instagram, which you should stay away from if you're actually a person with productive activities to be doing, but if you're going to school then that's real fucking unlikely. Many adults will talk about this school like it's such a healthy learning environment for the students or whatever the fuck, but it's not. The people you can blame range from Larry Dominick to the teachers who, for the most part, don't give a flying shit about properly teaching the students. Some of the teachers are genuinely cool people that you can have a proper conversation with, but most teachers are not like this at all. Basically, it's a place filled to the brim with some of the most degenerate people you will ever meet, most of the teachers are corrupt and don't give two fucks about the students, and it's pretty easy to get sucked into the deadbeat lifestyle yourself if you really want to.
Just passed by the Morton Freshman Center, some 5'3 Mexican kid with acne and scuffed Jordans just tried to square me up with his group of phonies.
by Thorfinn Karlsefni March 26, 2020
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Freshman 15

When a freshman guy or girl has sex with 15 people during their freshman year.
Sally: Yeah, ive already had my freshman 15
Dee: You mean you gained 15 pounds?
Sally: No i mean ive done 15 guys
Dee: Oh. Youre done
by Kitie Write February 13, 2010
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