by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011

The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.
My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
by Frandoozle November 27, 2017

Sex on your lunch break
by Throb56 August 24, 2021

by Aebm5 November 17, 2016

A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."
by Tochterlieber May 4, 2014

The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.
Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
by soanim8ed July 10, 2011

When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.
by Linkimusprime December 2, 2019
