Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience
Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.
by HGFB August 02, 2006
by anonymousdictionary123 September 09, 2017
To kick someone in the crotch with your lower leg, causing your foot to stick out on their other side. The ideal Iron Pony should lift the person off of their feet. Saying "yee-haw!" while doing this is a good bonus but isn't absolutely necessary.
"If you don't quit it I'm gonna give you an Iron Pony!" or "If you don't want to take a ride on the Iron Pony you better shut up."
by Trooper18 June 22, 2009
Sarah: Hey Dan stick you finger in my pony hole, it totally feels like a butthole.
Dan: Wow, your right it totally does.
Dan: Wow, your right it totally does.
by snyper84 August 31, 2009
Bill the pony just kicked frodo's little gay ass while he was on k-ball in the k-hole.
Here we see bill the pony breaking up the affair between aragorn and brego.
Here we see bill the pony breaking up the affair between aragorn and brego.
by Dark Snow Films August 13, 2006
Jesus ponies are a joke name for dinosaurs. Many creationists claim that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible and that they either existed a few thousand years ago and were wiped out by the flood or that they are still around in remote parts of the world unexplored by Westerners. Sara palin has said she believes in Jesus Ponies
by A.L.L.People December 02, 2011
You sound like a pony rider with that little voice of yours
Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?
Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?
by Ed G March 09, 2008