sweater fisting

fisting the most wet hole with a dry ass glove

Hey daddy, wanna try sweater fisting tonight?

by Kipcake March 31, 2017

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

Nuclear Fisting

The act of pulling out of a girl's asshole and then mc fisting her until your hand smells like a nuclear bomb.

I heard screams in my friend's room and opened his door to catch him Nuclear Fisting is Girlfriend.

by Lenny The Cow June 17, 2017

joss feston

Not giving a shit

That man over there just doesn't joss feston.

by The president of the abcd July 18, 2017

Star fisting

When you take a starfish and repeatedly shove it up someone’s ass.

I went to grandmas house last night and walked in on grandpa star fisting her in the oysters and she loved it.

by Whiskey151 May 22, 2018

ice fisting

Proceeding to stick a hand in a bucket of ice, then fisting it in any hole

Man Aydens booty is leaking from last nights ice fisting.

by Funduntard March 5, 2020

social fistancing

The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.

The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.

by boxcarbob December 9, 2020