Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010

fish puss

A really nasty sweaty vagina that smells so rank it gives you a renob.

God damn she has such a fish puss...I aint hittin' that.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

reel big fish

Best ska band EVER. Go DL them right now. :@

RBF 0wnz

by RBF 0wnz August 30, 2003

fish-fry

Any situation involving a large group of women in a relatively small space. The term is derived from the smell of vaginal secretions.

Man, that self-defence class was a real fish-fry.

by Tracey December 28, 2003

fish kisses

when two people stand back to back, bend over, pull butt cheeks open, and touch buttholes

fish kisses are how baby fish are made

by pacman666 November 21, 2011

Dfish on Fish

Dfish on fish is Everything and Nothing at the same time. It is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, interjecttion, conjunction, and punctuation. It can also be a location, means of transportation, force of nature, and a universal term of any drugs. For that matter a universal term for anything. In number form it is infinity to negative infinity divided by zero. It is indirectly related to The Blue Orgy Theorem. It can be said Dfish on Fish or abbreviated as Dfish

Jeff: Dude Birdo from Super Mario Bros. is a man! It says it in the manual!

Tyler: No way dude she wears a diamond ring, she fukin pink 'n' shit and has a vagina mouth that she shoots eggs out of!

Jeff: No way dude in a game where you eat fuckin shrooms and kill shit by jumpin on them that feminine dinosaur could totally have a massive dick down there.

Tyler:Fine well just call it Dfish on Fish

by Dfish on Fish January 13, 2009