Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.
Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!
by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017
I gave Jacob one of my large dildos and he started acting like a filthy Zach because it wasn’t big enough for his booty hole
by Boonshanka March 22, 2022
The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.
Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.
by Chris(not)Chelios March 07, 2022
by Rubeno25 February 19, 2023
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
A very dirty man who will steal your girl in a heartbeat. Very untrustworthy and acts differently around certain women
by Hitbuttsex April 14, 2022
by Sunroof balla April 24, 2016