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Festies

To suddenly desire a shit ton of food after consuming cannabis or alcohol.
“Yooo the festies are kickin my ass, i just ate 3 Bacon Egg n Cheese w Avocados and a glizzy” -Steven Skylar Sable
by Dykey Buttcrack November 22, 2022
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Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
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Festivus

FUCK FESTIVUS
by penis4564 February 11, 2023
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Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023
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festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.
I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.
by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023
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Festie

Hey festie”
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festivate

verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.
"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."

"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."

"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023
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