finteresting

The combination of the words "fucking" and "interesting." Used to describe a person, event, or item that is more than interesting, but less than awesome.

Guy 1: Where did you go last night?
Guy 2: I shacked up with Denise.
Guy 1: Your ex girlfriend? Finteresting....

by The longstar June 23, 2010

fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 20, 2011

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.

The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.

by Ares2014 May 23, 2014

Fender Bender

A sexual position, where the man sits backwards on a woman's face and receives analingus, while simultaneously he 'titty fucks' her breasts.

Also known as the 'Reverse titty fuck' or 'Rusty titty fuck'

Your mom gave me a fender bender last night. or Your mom and I got into a fender bender last night

by Sutts00 October 13, 2014

fender flower

Chick (Girl) either attractive or not who rides on the back of a motorcycle (bike).

Mary is a total fender flower she loves the wind in her hair.

by SUCKSM April 23, 2015

fender rodent

A nice way of saying Hoodrat.If you are a sophisticated Hoodrat you might be a Fender Rodent.

This park be full of Fender Rodents today.

by ForbidenCandy February 27, 2016