Felching

A hardcore gay sex act between homosexual males during which the top sucks out the semen he deposited into his partner's anus. Contrary to homophobic belief, the top generally refrains from performing such an act unless the bottom was well douched, the anus appears clean, and no lubricant (or edible lubricant) was used. Also note that felching is not a popular homosexual act as most gay men do not enjoy the taste of their own semen.

When Joey walked into the gym locker room, he couldn't help but get an erection after stumbling upon a beefy football jock felching out a hairy daddybear's tight butt.

by Horny Joey January 26, 2009

featherhead

Racist term for American Indians, primarily tribes who wore the feathered headresses (names for other varieties of Indians also exist).

White Guy: Chief Jospeph was a crybaby featherhead!

Indian: Shut up you paint huffin' cracker!

by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

Goddamn fuckin' felcher

Someone very fuckin' bad, stronger than motherfucker.

You're dead shit,goddamn fuckin' felcher! When the fuck you gonna return ma motherfuckin' dough?

by English language professor November 14, 2007

horse feathers

The fur at the coronet of a horse's hoof

Look at the beautiful flowing feathers on that horse.

In breeds such as Friesians, Clydesdales, Gypsy Vanners, etc.

by h0rse whisperer September 18, 2005

felch

V. The act of sucking semen from an anus, typically another male's, and then either swallowing it, or kissing your partner and planting it in their mouths.

Dude, I really wanna felch. Get over here!

by Felcher March 13, 2005

felch

to lick out the cum you have just injected into someone's anus. Usually performed by gay men.

Rob took it upon himself to felch his gay lover.

by sp00ky May 13, 2004

felt

Bike shorts that are not black and are tight enough to show all the contents of someone's package

Dude, did you check out the felt on those guys from Poland in the red kit?? Was that real or a potato?

by P.Pie May 18, 2007