Zakk Fetter

If you're name is Zakk Fetter than you're obviously the epitome of man. Chances are that you are smart, witty, and extremely funny. You're good at everything but not amazing at anything. Attractiveness may not be your strong suit but you definately know how to treat a lady and could be called a "die hard" romantic. People also usually have a strong urge to talk about your oversized penis, but you usually just shrug them off. You probably have a tiny sister named Amanda, and a suprisingly even smaller one named Samye. Your dog's name is Floyd, and i know where you live. I'm watching you!

Time to kill that Zakk Fetter Guy.

by Old Yeller's Dead Body November 16, 2010

Uncle Fester

A sex act in which, while doing someone anally, you suddenly pull out and insert a lightbulb into their asshole.

Dude, I totally gave that chick an Uncle Fester. You should've seen her ass light up!

by SubSpecies23 April 23, 2006

dweeble fester

A complete and total fucking IDIOT! ie;Daniel Curry(fucktard)

look at that dweeble fester,using a coat hanger to scrape her uterus!

by maj November 4, 2004

Fester

Mainly designated as a person that stands up friends that are going to the Beer Festival. mainly they seem to be located in Knoxville, but can usually be found anywhere Beer is a bargain.

Dude...you beerfested me again! Whatever, that fester will never come down and wax your car. Did you get fested?

by Billy Joe Jim March 10, 2008

Festering

A common tendancy to be homosexual.

"That person is a Festering whorebag!!"

by decayingcorpse May 17, 2003

curb feelers

A car with normal/narrow tires stretched onto a hella wide rim so that the wheel rim is way out there in harm's way.

"That Golf has like 12 inch wide rims with stretched 185/60HR14 tires. What a bitchin' set of curb feelers!"

by MrSteve December 1, 2007

Feeder

When a highschool male "feeds" or likes talking to the underclassmen females.

Collin, stop being a feeder to those freshman girls. They are really annoying.

by Tom Thabomb August 18, 2010