taffy factory

A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory

My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

suck factor

a way to measure how much something sucks; the higher the suck factor, the suckier it is

The party I went to last night was okay, but the music was a huge suck factor.

by Peter WN November 6, 2008

crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)

"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack October 11, 2007

yoghurt factory

when a female has a large ammount of unprotected sex, then fails to 'clean out the closet' in her next shower, leaving the males bi-product to fester in her body, causing a chemical fermentation making the product into a very yoghurt like liquid

don't sleep with that girl man, i've heard she's a first rate yoghurt factory

by dj dribillz July 9, 2011

Moron Factor

The Moron Factor is a gauge for level of incompetence, stupidity and idiocy that you can be surrounded with on a daily basis.

If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.

Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.

The Moron Factor is extremely high today and I am surrounded by complete idiots.

If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.

A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.

If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.

by joerockhead November 23, 2013

c-factor

Cool factor , usually in reference to objects and refer them as better than your everyday objects.

if you buy these kind of wheels, it's got high c-factor. You be the "cool kid on the block"

by onecogmind April 3, 2015

Fuckability Factor

To possess the combined qualities of physical attraction and sexual desire in someone's opinion.

The guy I went on a date with last night was super nice, good personality, fairly attractive, good conversation, but the fuckability factor just wasn't there for me.

by Joanne Polniaczek July 13, 2016