farkle

a good goofy friend

you are such a farkle

by your mom1029384756 February 16, 2017

fark

a hysterical, shrieky distortion of the word fuck.

Fark you!

by krazzyfяeak March 18, 2017

fark

When a dog is startled, and simultaneously farts and barks at the same time.

I turned the corner and scared the sleeping dog. It farked. It was loud and smelly.

by JohnnieVegas July 27, 2017

Fark

A word used to replace “f**king” so you don’t sweat as much

When someone gets hurt “fark”

by haha idk tbh November 22, 2017

FARENTHOLD

TO KEEP ASS CHEEKS TIGHT SO AS NOT TO LET OUT A WET RUNNY FECES AND FART AT THE SAME TIME.

THE REPRESENTATIVE COULD NOT FARENTHOLD IN HIS TOWN HALL MEETING AND CLEARED THE ROOM EARLY.

by RIENCE PENIS December 14, 2017

Farkle

Farting glitter out of your ass.

She farted glitter out out of her ass and it sparkled hence farkle.

by OlneySquirrel December 25, 2017

farkle

Fart+Sparkle=Farkle.

A fart that consists of sparkles, rainbows and smells of confetti cake. Unicorns are crowned for farkling. In rare magical cases some humans farkle.

Unicorns have the best farkles.

I farkle not fart.

Did you see that unicorn it farkled on the wizard?

by WisdomOracle January 7, 2018