it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.
by mrtuggles July 27, 2013
Get the slow fapmug. When you masturbate to non pornographic images of a partner or spouse, usually when they are away for an extended period of time.
"I missed my girlfriend so much, I couldn't help but have a love fap over the pics she posted to facebook of the trip to hawaii she's on with her parents."
by Strange Penny April 28, 2014
Get the love fapmug. I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.
by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012
Get the golf fapmug. When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.
Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Fapping with Pammug. A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.
Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
by T-Rex Jedi October 31, 2012
Get the Fap testmug. by tenderlove August 20, 2009
Get the fap pawmug. A list of porn stars or pornographic material is numbered. Then a dice can be rolled or a number generated and which number is given the player must masturbate to the material of the corresponding number
by Adamisthedaddy February 26, 2010
Get the Fap Roulettemug.