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ass falcon

1. a super supreme jerk wad.

2. one who participates in ass flaconry.
dag yo, tito is such a fookin' ass falcon.
by xoxota April 23, 2008
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Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.
Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.
by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009
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Blue Falcon

A general Marine Corps term, meaning "Buddy Fucker". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the "Buddy System", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.
Sgt Petey knew Sgt B would be arriving soon, but instead chose to leave without him..."What a Blue Falcon!"
by Sgt B April 16, 2008
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falondaline

The enzyme in indian cows that allows vodka to be made of indian cow milk.
John "you cant make vodka out of milk"
Jacob"Yeah you can but only in india, their cows have a special enzyme called FALONDALINE that allows milk to be made into vodka"
John "wow"
by Doctor Farnsworth March 27, 2009
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Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014
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FalconCast

FalconCast was a word invented by Caillou Pettis & Nicholas Favel. Caillou & Nick made "FalconCast" the name of their on-going YouTube show too.
I watched 5 episodes of FalconCast in a row last Saturday!
by XxTwistedFalconXx April 28, 2015
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fallon rash

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work
"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
or
"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"
by hippyfeet October 9, 2016
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