Fallacy of Impossible Reason

A close cousin to impossible rationality, this fallacy demands that an opponent's reasoning process be flawless, complete, and self-contained according to an impossibly strict standard before it can be engaged with. It's the "gotcha" of pointing out that an argument has unstated premises, that it relies on some assumptions, or that it isn't mathematically formalized—as if any human communication could meet such standards. The fallacy lies in using the inevitable gaps and imperfections in all reasoning as an excuse to reject the reasoning entirely, rather than engaging with its substance. It turns the legitimate observation that "no argument is perfect" into the illegitimate conclusion that "therefore no argument is worthwhile."

Example: "He demanded I write my position as a series of formal logical propositions with every premise explicitly stated—a Fallacy of Impossible Reason designed to make conversation so tedious I'd just give up."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Fellapussie

The vagina of a man after it has fallen out

It’s so cold outside my fellapussie shriveled up

by anonymous March 14, 2026

Fallacy

A mistaken belief.

Hym "I mean, the level of fallacy being espoused is ridiculous. Fallacy means literally 'that you are mistaken in believing that the words that you are saying is consistent with the conclusion you are drawing' and, therefore, aren't justified in saying it or acting on the conclusion. Fallacy = Retarded."

by Hym Iam January 4, 2026

itchy falla

a bar or bat mitzvah for a person who is not actually jewish; this can occur at any time or place and for any age

Hey Nora, didn't we have such a great Itchy Falla?

by avila June 18, 2008

el-fallah

When you shave your manly beard off and wear suits all the time. You must also complain about the state you live in all of the time.

Man! That guy is a total el-fallah.

I wish you wouldn't shave your beard because it makes you look like a complete el-fallah.

Bro your suit makes you look so el-fallah.

'Do I look like an el-fallah?" "Kind of now."

by LumpyPeeps September 17, 2013

totes fallops

A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.

That tuna casserole recipe is Totes Fallops!

by smocode March 31, 2015

fryan fallacy

The Fryan Fallacy is when you don't know what you're talking about and link the first thing you find on google that you think supports your opinion, but it outright refutes it.

Your own source debunked your own claim. You just committed the Fryan Fallacy.

by JimmyJimJimmm January 16, 2019