Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 9, 2016

Freedom Fries

1. A renaming of French fries because some people didn't like what the french were saying.

2. A silly word that tends to cause lot's of virtual (and physical) shouting about something that doesn't really matter in the long term.

1. "I don't like what the french are saying about our war, lets call their fries FREEDOM Fries! Why? Because in America, saying FREEDOM is like drugs!"

2. "DAMN REPUBLICANS! GEORGE BUSH! FREEDOM FRIES! FRENCH! STUPID! IDIOTS! WAR! IRAQ! PROTEST!" All because we started calling them freedom fries....

by ravenblack120 July 7, 2011

freedom fries

An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.

I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.

by AYB April 27, 2003

Fried rice

A gay orgy of Asian men in a sauna

Did he really get all up in that fried rice last night?

by Wangwapper August 13, 2018

french fries

(n.) The universal side dish.

Shit, they gave me ____, but skimped on the french fries.

by Mizar_08 July 8, 2010

Perma-Fried

To have done so many drugs, that one would expect you to be affected by drugs 24/7, even though you might not be, but you probably are.

James: Alex are you high?
Alex: Dude i dont even know i have done it like four times today already.
James: you must be perma-fried

by Free Weezy June 9, 2010

Crack Fries

French fries served by Korean street venders, that are irresistable to soju-intoxicated US Soldiers stationed in South Korea.
Usually consumed at the end of a night on the town, right before returning to base.

"Guys... curfew's coming up, let's get some crack fries, and head back on post."

by Calculated Risk 047 December 31, 2008