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French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 19, 2011
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French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it
I use dillon forester for French Relish
by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011
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ap french

An advanced placement class that high school students take because they've already taken all of the French classes leading up to it, so why not? They are emersed in Francophone culture through small selective articles and are then forced to write essays in French in under an hour, get many points off because when you're writing that fast your brain seems to think it's okay to write j'aimons, instead of j'aime. After an entire year of preparation for an intensive ap exam, a coronavirus appears and the college board decides that the new, shortened, ap exam will be composed entirely of speaking.
More than half the class dropped within the first month of taking AP French.
by Hello234567 April 20, 2020
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French Guiana

an overseas department of France, on the NE coast of South America. The capital is Cayenne.
Me and my family went to french guiana in a plane!
by Anushki July 18, 2022
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French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.
Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”
by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022
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French People

They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.
"Oui are French People."

"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."
by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022
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French lunch

The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!
by Throb56 August 24, 2021
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