Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you
I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze
by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 02, 2022
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Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.
The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner
by LaurdaT January 18, 2015
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blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
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Florence Freeze

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.
Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 07, 2010
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Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.
Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up
by The Hendonation July 06, 2020
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Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.
Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
by IAmYourFada August 01, 2014
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