Crazy Flake

Someone who is wierd or is crazy but also oddly beautiful. Someone who is a crazy flake is also a buttchunk and often smells.

That maggie girl is a total crazy flake.

by elmoistheshit17 February 20, 2011

frosted flake

a booger that is encrusted in your nose and it is painful to remove

Lindsay had a frosted flake in her nose.

by Lindsay November 5, 2002

hot water and flakes

Flakes are instant coffee, that you put in hot water to make coffee. Made popular by Eric Jalbert in a Instagram live stream. Jalberta.

Random guy in livestream: What are those flakes your putting in your coffee?
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE

At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud

by I<3Head February 10, 2020

crusty bell flake

An extremely rare phenomena where a crust, usually composed of semen and fermented pus, develops on the tip of the bell creating a nasty smell and results in horrendous blistering...can only be treated by tickling the crust with the feather of a one-eyed yak thus causing it to turn into a mollusc which can then be removed using a ping pong paddle forged from the anal hair of an arabian horse.

See that Oliver guy? He had a nasty case of crusty bell flake...

by lordanalwart June 10, 2011

flake ass bitch

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."

Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

by Notaflakeassbitch March 11, 2017

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018