willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018

Sexual Fidgeting

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.

"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."

by Lieken November 1, 2020

firework.fidgetss

A Fidget Toy Tiktoker who got Famous in 1 Day. (5,000+ followers) They made a tiktok about a “Fidget Forest” Who many people found fun and cool and very addictive to watch.

firework.fidgetss new fidget forest video came out last night and it already has 100,000 views!!

by TikTok Publisher July 7, 2021

undercover fidgetter

One whom publicly pleasures themselves.

Lauren put her trench coat so people wouldnt know she was an undercover fidgetter at the bus stop

by The real Walter March 14, 2022

undercover fidgetter

One whom publicly pleasures themselves.

Lauren, with her trench coat, was an undercover fidgetter, whom pleased herself all night.

by The real Walter March 14, 2022

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets, I’m gonna sue!

by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019