faux ploma

A GED, also called the General Equivalency Diploma or also known as the Good Enough Diploma, which is generally recieved by people who are either too lazy, stupid or ignorant to recieve a regular high school diploma during their first time around in school.
Adam finally got his faux ploma and it only took him 20 years after high school to do it.
by Dantothaizzo May 15, 2007
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Faux job

The act of giving a simulated blow job. Fully-clothed, knelt in front of the receiever. Lifelike motions required, sucking sounds optional.
"I'm sofa king jealous of that dude who just gave Adam Lambert a faux job"
by YBFGOT November 25, 2009
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faux shankin

the term used for ghetto way or half ass way of doing things.
Dude your car is so faux shankin, what did u do fix it with duck tape again?
by urbanwordhunter April 11, 2010
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Faux number

When someone wants to give you their phone number and you "pretend" to enter it into your phone to call them, but really don't and enter a faux (fake) number
A. "Hey, we should hang out some time. Why don't you take my number and call me"
B. "Sure, what are your digits? I'll ring you some time" But, you don't enter their number, you pretend to and enter a faux number
by Joemama13 July 10, 2013
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faux-rocker

A word that cakalusa uses in order to seem original.
"what the hell is a faux-rocker?"
by steben November 04, 2005
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faux-mo

A straight man who has the behaviors and characteristics similar to a gay man. This individual is extremely flamboyant to the point that everyone assumes he is homosexual, even if they have never actually seen the individual engage in homosexual acts. No one knows whether the kid's pretending or not.
Lucy's dating Tim? I thought he was gay!!! He is such a faux-mo!!
by Confused bystander October 21, 2010
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faux-mo

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.
"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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