Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
by Oater September 20, 2012
Get the Facebook Fact mug.To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.
see also facebook stalker
see also facebook stalker
"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"
"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"
"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"
by thefacestalker April 26, 2009
Get the Face-Stalk mug.A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.
Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011
Get the Facebook grenade mug.by Kayore October 22, 2010
Get the facebookscaping mug.The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.
Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.
Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.
Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.
by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011
Get the Facelag mug.A term coined by YouTube user gineriella to describe those that have become famous because of how awful and facepalm-triggering they are. Mostly used to describe viral stars like Rebecca Black.
Person 1: Did you see that the 'Hot Problems' video has gone viral? Those girls are basically famous now.
Person 2: They're not famous, they're facepalmfamous.
Person 2: They're not famous, they're facepalmfamous.
by Isaaaaaaac September 22, 2012
Get the facepalmfamous mug.“Facebooktarian” refers to someone who pretends to be a vegetarian, creating a fake image of himself in social networks (mainly Facebook), posting pictures of a healthy lifestyle, while in real life he/she actually eats all kinds of unhealthy food (including all types of meats) and doesn't care much about his health.
My friend Jose is a facebooktarian, always posting really veggie pictures on his timeline but actually he eats every kind of meat.
by Zewsoner September 10, 2015
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