One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.
I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.
by Instaburn June 15, 2014
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semi erect penis

The point where ur penis is kinda hard and ur excited but still have ur pants on. You might be dancing with some fine slut and she'll feel a little bump comin through and grind that shit like she's fuckin got an itch.
Guy 1: Shit man, i got a semi erect penis when i was dancing with her.
Guy 2: Did she grind that shit like there was no tomorrow?
Guy 1: Nah she only likes nello and his big bulge.
by dew dogg May 22, 2006
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affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds
oh god it’s affection erection hours
by shnackn March 07, 2019
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Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.
Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.
by Fetus Bomber November 05, 2004
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Nice Ass Erect

A variation of the mountaineering term "Ice Axe Arrest" where a climber uses an ice axe or pick to arrest their fall off of an ice covered mountain. A maneuver that often results in arcing your body so that your ass is extended upward in order to apply the most leverage with the axe. Etymology: Term was created in 2010 during an RMI mountaineering school lead by Peter Whittaker when Michael Maas of Orange County, California performed the maneuver with such perfection that all guides and climbers stood motionless staring at Michael's 'Nice Ass Erect".
Jimmy: How did you like mountaineering school?

Eric: It was amazing. But did you see Michael when we were practicing our Ice Axe Arrest?

Jimmy: I did. It was almost as if time stopped while he was holding the position.

Eric: That wasn't an Ice Axe Arrest, it was a Nice Ass Erect!
by St00pDawg August 13, 2010
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run away erection

When a male sees a woman, transvestite, or fat slut that is so disgusting his penis actually jumps into his body.
dude think i have a run away erection from looking at you, i might now have an inverted penis.

Oh no i just got a run away erection from your girlfriend, damn she is ugly
by thiskidlovesurbandic December 05, 2009
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wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.
He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.
by uttam maharjan June 21, 2010
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