Erection

Basically a crotch blush

"I'm blushing so hard right now...in my dick"
"Trump that's what you call an erection"
"Whatever Ivana, let's keep fucking! I wanna put my small loan of a million dollars somewhere you can never withdraw it from again ;) "

by TheGrinReaper August 17, 2016

Erection

Chinese democracy

Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"

by girondinho February 8, 2009

political erection

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.

Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.

by benighse June 28, 2009

Hyper Erection

When a man eats a whole bottle of Viagra, the result is an erection which lasts 24 hours.

Mark: Larry youve had a boner for the past 2 hours.
Larry: I accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, now i have a Hyper Erection.

by DeathTwinkie February 4, 2008

erectitude

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

Erection

When a guy is horny and his dick gets big.

Umm sir, it's quite obvious that you have an erection. My kids are here.

by Bigboibigcock November 7, 2019

four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.

"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007