English Breakfast

When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.

Lewise G: What are you doing!?
Luigi: Yeee! ENGLISH BREAKFAST FOR-A LUIGI!

by TheOneSagat June 22, 2007

English-Monkey

A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.

Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.

by jxyz777 July 3, 2006

English Dick

as observed by Nicola, English dicks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.

guy: how was the sex last night?

girl: it's alright, cant complain about an English Dick

guy: so u didnt like it?

girl: well i'll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one

by Ms. Hamburgler August 13, 2008

English Muffin

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

by ednamillion October 3, 2011

English class

Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.

Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class

Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You

by OHHELLNAH January 29, 2018

English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.

english teacher or some other teacher.

by europopian August 7, 2009

english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.

In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.

by Mike Loree December 18, 2008